Last week, my phone rang with a number I didn’t recognize. On the other end, there was a voice filled with desperation and hope. “I’ve got a mess on my hands,” he said, his tone teetering between panic and relief, “and I heard you’re the one who can fix it.” He introduced himself as a …
It’s amazing to me how far in slumber America has fallen. If not for DJ Trump, we would all be prancing along in our own little worlds with the corruption of politics selling us down the river even further than we had drifted. Ignorance is bliss, right? The pangs of interrupting that corruption express train …
Just for fun, and maybe a little subconscious delirium, I decided to post this on my Facebook timeline and on my Twitter account: I think I’m going to comment on all posts I see tomorrow with just: You’re a racist. Those who know me know that this is just part of my BE-ZARR humor, or …
Hi, I’m Don and I have sleep apnea. {response: “Hi Don”} With this disorder, there are so many things you can do to keep yourself and those who share your bed comfortable and healthy. After my sleep study, which I didn’t study at all for it, it was determined I quit breathing enough times per …
I have to tell you that I’m extremely disappointed in my friend, Gary Gillen. He’s made it his life’s work to discriminate against God’s creatures, in particular termites and fire ants. Does he not know that somewhere these cute little insects are gnawing on the studs of your home or burrowing carefree under your lawn …
I really shouldn’t have to feel this way, right? I have always loved watching Aggie football. Paraphrased from a friend: What normally takes us getting to November and hitting a wall only took one game. The Ags blew a rout of UCLA and lost their opening game. In the process they lost the excitement of …
FORT BEND COUNTY, TEXAS: A North Korean submarine was seen surfacing in Jones Creek today off FM359. This particular submarine, a part of their Rust Class battle group, is known for beach landings, mostly accidental. It is not known if this particular sub contains any nuclear devices, but a small hatch opened up and a …
It sure makes you feel better. If you are like many of us, you purchase a lot of things online, and I suspect you purchase a few things from Amazon, right? Nope, not here to blast you or change your mind about doing this. In fact, I’m letting you in on a little secret that …
…as in the very first post First, a shout out to my baby girl for encouraging me to put this site together. I do enjoy writing, but don’t really enjoy reading. Or maybe it’s that I have trouble concentrating when I do try to read. A.D.D. and O.C.D. to some degree? Mmmmm… yeah, but I …
At Sonic in the drive through. (go ahead and judge at this point…) Attendant: May I help you? Me: Yes, a small chocolate malt, please. Attendant: I’m sorry, the only machine working is the shake machine. (short pause to mentally review what I just heard) Me: A malt is the same as a shake, just …
